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It's 7:00 in the morning on a beautiful spring day. You and your buddies walk into the advertising room of the Stonewall Advertising Agency as if you didn't have a care in the world. You stop dead in your tracks as your chair at your desk slowly turns by itself. Much to your dismay, you see your grumbling old boss chomping on the tip of his pencil [which you know is not a good sign] and clenching his hands on the arms of your chair. You each gulp at the same time. Not being able to take the silence or pressure any longer, you stutter, "M-M-M-Morning boss. How are you th-th-th this morning?"
Your boss raises his scraggly brow and blurts out, " How? How!! How am I this morning? How would you be if the governor of Kentucky just got on your case for over an hour?"
You look at your buddies. Your buddies look at you. Everyone looks at the boss and gulps again. Timidly you ask the boss, "W-w-what was the problem?"
"The problem is, Kentucky tourism has taken a big dive. Of course, the governor says this is my fault. We all know that I am never wrong, so, it must be your fault. All of you!" yelled the boss. A smug smile comes over his face as he leans back in your chair. "Fortunately, being the wonderfully smart boss that I am, I have figured out a way to get Kentucky's tourism back on track. You wonder what I am talking about? Why a brochure of course. Kentucky needs a brochure to be spread throughout the whole United States!" With that, the boss pounded his fist on the desk, stood and stomped out of the office.